If no one comes from the future to stop you dorm doing it then how bad of a decision can it really be?
Being my ex, is not a flex. The fact that you had me and couldn't keep me? Embarrassing
Success is like being pregnant. Everyone says 'congratulations' but nobody knows how many times you got fucked.
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls bring heaven to you.
My day started out great... until 9 o'clock... that's when I woke up.
Bitches be like "is she your girlfriend girlfriend or y'all just talking?!" Bitch if I kill you are you dead dead or just not breathing?!
If a guy likes you for your thighs, legs and breasts, send his ass to KFC. You're a woman not a value menu.
Pain is temporary but a medical degree is forever.
I want to curse every single one of you. I curse you with all the happiness and joy you can fuckin' handle. I hope you become so motherfuckin' happy that you become contagious. I hope your happiness becomes so contagious that when you enter a room other motherfuckers get happy to see your ass. I hope that you become so fuckin' happy that you sneeze joy, bitch. I hope you shit success. I hope you fuckin' just, be so happy. I curse y'all with that.
What was the person who milked a cow for the first time thinking?
Why isn't a group of squid called a fucking squad?
You don't know how long a minute is until you exercise.
I remember saying to my mum, I didn't want to study medicine because I'd be 29 when I finish. She was like "you're going to be 29 anyway, you might as well be a doctor too."
If you like me then raise your hands. If you don't like me raise your standard.
If loving you was a sin, I would walk happily through hell.
If you don't like me and still watch everything I do, bitch you're a fan.
I don't make mistakes. I date them.
Will I end the semester or will the semester end me? Stay tuned.
'What if we die?' Well what if we fucking live?
Why would I be mad? He chose trash over treasure.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
If you're going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.
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